So, I've been asked again and again and again to set up a PO Box so y'all can send me books you want me to sign and other stuff. I've been lazy, but I finally did it. Keep in mind that if you do send me something that will be mailed back to you, you need to include proper return packaging and postage. Otherwise, I will yell at you over the internet and possibly say something mean and then throw whatever you sent me into the fire.
Do not send me porn. I get enough people doing that in my messages. (WHY DO YOU DO THIS.)
Do not send me a movie directed by Michael Bay. I will come and light your house on fire.
Do not send me food. I will not eat it in case someone is trying to assassinate me.
PO Box 7386
Fredericksburg VA 22404